Findings:

• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• The night I saw a man get his head blown off
• he just died
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• The Night the Reindeer Died
• The Night Pat Murphy Died
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• He died on a Sunday morning
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• He flops over and bonks his head
• He just left his body
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• He made a way to his anger
• Stranded in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night, I realized I made a mistake
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• Deadman begins his journey, through a kitchen floor one Saturday night
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• He Never Died
• The Night the Music Died
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• in the garden of the night
• He weaves his words
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• In the Night Garden
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• Summer Night in the Garden
• he is too shy to write his tale
• his place, late at night
• The pool balls broke and cracked the middle of his sentences
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• The City In The Middle Of The Night
• One fine day in the middle of the night
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• The Garden Gnome Liberation Front
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• All his front teeth knocked out, living a nightmare
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• dy/dx
• Peter died clean
• Thai Dyed Suicide
• The Day that ______ Died
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• The rabbit died
• The day Hal died
• The day the FIAT died
• Tie dyed sunshine toilet
• Dy
• The Field Where I Died
• Divorced beheaded died, divorced beheaded survived
• April Trolls Day III - The Day the Music Died
• Let's Spend the Night Together
• How the music died
• Epitaph, upon a Child that died
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• My drug dealer died last week
• Substitutes for Love III
• DYY
• Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
• No one has died
• My mother just died
• SPI Died For Your Sins
• The day I died
• Seven mice, forced to listen to music by The Prodigy, died
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• The operation succeeded but the patient died
• dyed in the wool
• How to comfort someone whose parent has died
• My grandma died yesterday. Did she die?
• A man has died
• Many Bothans died to bring us this information
• Oh yeah, and my dad died.
• God died a long time ago
• interactive fiction never died
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• She said her father died of cancer in the sixties
• My Thoughts Died Today
• Many have died; you also will die.
• Am I dying? Have I died?
• My dad died
• George Floyd Died for Our Sin
• Jesus died cursing
• Everything Died on the Vine That Summer
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• Front Line Assembly
• Western Front
• front
• All Quiet on the Western Front
• front wheel drive
• Front porch, what should have been said
• front yard
• front porch
• Fronted
• Front porch ballroom
• Front room
• Agnostic Front
• billboard liberation front
• Earth Liberation Front
• front surface mirror
• The Labour Front in Nazi Germany
• Front Matter
• Erisian Liberation Front
• Front Mission Gun Hazard
• Animal Liberation Front
• Reverie in front of a Moving Car
• Leonard Peltier Liberation Front
• Moro National Liberation Front
• Moro Islamic Liberation Front
• Le Front National
• Front Lobby
• Front Line
• Front Office Football
• National Front
• American Front
• front money
• Alien Front Online
• The Front
• Democratic Front for the Liberation of Palestine
• Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine
• Front Sight
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• six to the front, three to the rear
• nine to the front, six to the rear
• Home Front
• front leaning rest

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