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• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
• up his own arse
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• When desperate static beats the silence up
• Country kids driving their sins up haunted logging roads
• Technological advances take up more of our time
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• if you weren't real I would make you up
• "Shut up," he explained
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• Step right on up! Spike heels not advised.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Hurry up please it's time
• Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Beats Up the Marvel Universe
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• Spice up your life by attending strip clubs
• kids grow up too fast
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• Why time appears to speed up with age
• I grew up in a non-racist environment because of the efforts of racists.
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• dream up
• Come In Number 51, Your Time Is Up
• The Four Stages of Growing Up (with respect to your parents)
• Time's Up
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Fire up the Quattro — it's time for change
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
• My beat up old Offspring tape
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• Looking up a word by its definition
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• Pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps
• Sewn up by frost
• Lil Kid up in here (user)
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• The Get Up Kids
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Shards of memory stirred up by the wind
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• Ken Lay
• holed up in the old cannery, i keep finding fingers in my dreams
• How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
• We met at quarter past young; still, we grew up together
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• A men's Oxford, sleeves messily turned up to the elbows, held together by wishful thinking
• Wake up... Time to die!
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• Time to gather up the splinters, make a casket for my tears.
• Time to shake things up a bit
• Making up (stories) for lost time
• Walking along the street where I grew up
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Time to break up
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Here's the thing about trying to blow up the Earth
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• beat em up
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• Ruth holding up time with her beauty
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• How the Union and the Confederacy stacked up at the beginning of the Civil War
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• Phosphor reading by His own Light
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• He made a way to his anger
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• Upon the Translation of the Psalms by Sir Philip Sidney, and the Countess of Pembroke, his Sister
• Synge and the Ireland of His Time
• Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
• He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• he is too shy to write his tale
• one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: VII
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: XIV
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: X
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: III
• Speech given by a U.S.M.C. Drill Instructor to his platoon, Camp Pendleton, 1998
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: II
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: XII
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: XI
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: XIII
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: Preface
• History of His Own Time
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: VI
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: VIII
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: V
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: IX
• Galileo: A Democrat Before His Time
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• She walked by his desk and left a nickel
• Colorless Tsukuru Tazaki and His Years of Pilgrimage
• he'd spent years with his cheeks pressed against glass
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• The man of his times
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• Spike Jones and his City Slickers
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: With Synge in Connemara
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: IV
• All his front teeth knocked out, living a nightmare
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: XV
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: I
• He just left his body

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