Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Here lies a man who knew how to enlist the service of better men than himself."

• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• The Man Who Knew Too Much
• Dunces who waste and lie: An attack on NASA's manned space travel
• The Man Who Folded Himself
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• The Man Who Knew Too Little
• better off with him than here with me
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
• A modem is better than nothing
• better than the best
• Better Than Ezra
• Even better than the real thing
• Who died here?
• In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
• better than a living will
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here: Symbols of State-controlled reality in Orwell's 1984
• For Pierre, who hurts himself with liquor
• Impressing a man
• No one belongs here more than you.
• How to be a better amateur astronomer
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• Here is how to make flame sing
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• how to become a better
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• females are better than males
• Much better than a piss test
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• Better him than me
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• Better Dead Than Red
• Treatment of corporations
• The book is better than the movie
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• You, standing
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• Bigger than Himself
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• It doesn't get any better than this
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• Why cats are better than dogs
• A better model than the one at data general
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Better than Life
• I can do much better than this
• A determination to do better than
• How to be a Better Person
• Better than kicking him into next week
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• You aren't better than human
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• Better Man
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• How to enlist in the United States Navy
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• here comes your man. he's throwing clumps of snow at you.
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• i just knew i'd find you here
• We who are here are still here, inviting others
• remember who you were before you came here
• Some Days are Better than Others
• we should listen to the birds. they've been here far longer than we
• all other times are better than 6 am
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Here Dead Lie We
• The boy who couldn't look at himself
• What Everything does better than anything else
• How Eulenspiegel placed himself inside his horse
• Every Man for Himself and God Against All
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• Original better than the sequel
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• There's no better mirror than a child
• How to impress The Man
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• More evil than Satan himself
• Better safe than sorry
• Logitech Driving Force Wheel
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• Tickling is better than sex
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• better than natural
• How to make everything2 a better place
• better than 2 (user)
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• how many years, please, until I am better?
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Indigenous people are better than you
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• Better than Sex
• Better Than Sex Cake
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• How to become a better anorexic
• for() is better than while()
• How to take better photos
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• why internet relationships are better than real relationships
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• Better blatant than latent
• better than Radiohead
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Things that are better than sex
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• leave it better than you found it
• Ducks are better than rabbits
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Here Comes Your Man
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• Better Than Bouillon
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Two heads are better than one
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• Who are you, and what are you doing here?
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Better Than Garbo
• Half a loaf is better than none
• Rebeca Martinez
• better than half my insides
• What can be better than that?
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Forget women - here's what men want
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• better late than never
• There were times better than this
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• How did I get here, Sarah?
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.

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