Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Hey, it's not as though I don't want to blame Russia right now. I'm only human. But they were not involved"

• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Being a dickhead
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• They Don't Want Me
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• Don't Blame Me
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• They are all pretty but fading.
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• Once you realize you're in charge of your own mood, you've only got yourself to blame.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• don't blame me for your anger
• but don't take my word for it
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• I'm straight, but you might be the one

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