Findings:
- when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- How to use Google to bypass server side filtering
- How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
- How to get in touch with your feminine side
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- How to adjust your side view mirrors
- the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
- To die by your side
- And then by the side of the road, I saw
- Goodbye (Always By Your Side)
- Human side prediction
- Side by side
- The Human side of Enterprise
- Human beings will believe anything
- Live by the sword, die by the arrow
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- how to determine whether a number is divisible by n
- Five rules to live by
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
- Human being emulator
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
- How to multiply two digit numbers by 11 in your head
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How can people listen to that crap?
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
- On Being Human
- How to get hit by a car
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- Words to live by
- A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- How can you sleep at night?
- How fast can blind people read?
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
- Number of Sperm released by the common male animal per ejaculation
- Logitech Driving Force Wheel
- What can we expect from the aliens?
- Know How, Can Do
- How Proust Can Change Your Life
- How high can you stack whippets?
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- The Wild Colonials
- The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
- How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
- Being betrayed by one's own body
- The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
- Humans are pack animals
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- a failure as human beings
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
- Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
- Creativity, the essence of being human
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- You can judge a movie by its poster
- How to tell your social class by the location of your name
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
- Humans are designed to eat animals
- I can divide by zero
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- Detecting an attacker's IP address hidden by backscatter
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- Things you can tell just by looking at him
- Disneyfying Shakespearean Tragedy
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 4
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- side hustle
- I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How you can become infected with HIV
- How Can Individualists Share Responsibility?
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How can an atheist have morals?
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- How high can you count on your fingers?
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- How to tell she's good looking
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- My Heart is lost, What Can I Now Expect
- Accidental death odds
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- on being hit by lightning
- being mute can do a lot for an idiot
- You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
- Being licked to death by kittens
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- human being
- How to cure being ticklish
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
- You, a human being. I, a robot.
- Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- Being Human
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
- Old man who lived by the crick
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 7
- How is the information in DNA modified by metabolism?
- The animals behind the glass are thrilling, as we expected
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
- How to memorize things by pegging
- i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
- How Solemn as One by One
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- Hiking to see an alpine lake untouched by human hand
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 0
- How's she goin', by
- They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
- How to calculate the heat produced by radioactive decay
- How to exchange two variables by using a third
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 3
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- Human gestation by size - farmer's market style
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- Pamela Lives by the Sea
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