Findings:
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- How many deaths does it take to make a river of blood?
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How to make friends, from a friend.
- Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
- not what words are used, but how they are used
- Making a smoker from a used oven
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- How many glow worms were KIA?
- How do you make a life matter?
- How I used an optical illusion to become marginally more attractive to the opposite sex
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How much cash do you keep at home? (e2poll)
- Two old friends meeting on a mist-covered bridge
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 9: In Which We Meet a Wise Old Bird
- How do ya like them apples?
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- I was into them after they were hip
- Old chestnut: divisible by two through 10
- How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
- how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- How do you make coffee at home? (e2poll)
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- The Little Old Lady from Pasadena
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
- Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- How to use Windows regularly without hating it (much) : part two
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
- Making a flame appear from your hand
- Do Things The Old Way (category)
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- How to Make Friends and Hide Junkies
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Keeping a cake from sticking to the pan
- How old are you?
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- How do you stop a rhino from charging?
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
- How many beans make five?
- How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- How do you become a geek?
- Two old ladies by the bus stop
- How to exchange two variables by using a third
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- How to multiply two digit numbers by 11 in your head
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- What to do if you discover a friend's parent in a News of the Weird article
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How much money do you make?
- how does quiet become a mirror?
- You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
- How do I become a Mason?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- old chestnut: all but two
- how do i make a backyard bomb
- Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
- How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
- What is this strange attractant you use; how does it work?
- How to Make Friends and Influence People
- Salary of the President of the United States
- How do you make God laugh?
- How to make LSD from Fosters Beer
- Making alcohol from a watermelon
- Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
- how our atheist gold fish makes friends in this holy water
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- How to use chopsticks
- How to keep your discman from beeping
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- How to make money from the internet
- E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- Words are how we see you. Use them well.
- How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- Our Babies, Ourselves: How Biology and Culture Shape the Way We Parent
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- How does fifteen become seventeen?
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- It is sad how many were torn off
- How to get hit by a car
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- How Solemn as One by One
- how to determine whether a number is divisible by n
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 4
- By the way, those chairs, they spin
- What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
- Detecting an attacker's IP address hidden by backscatter
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 7
- How is the information in DNA modified by metabolism?
- How you can become infected with HIV
- How to tell your social class by the location of your name
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- The point at which music becomes unrecognizable
- How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
- How to become a rock star
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- How to become a better anorexic
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- How to Become a Fruitarian
- How to Become a Fruitarian 2
- How to Become a Fruitarian 3
- War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
- On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
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