Findings:
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How to be a troll
- How to fit pants without trying them on
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- How To Be Funny
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How Do I Live
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- How to be an improv musician
- How to be a good customer
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- How Should A Person Be?
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- How to smell good without the use of perfume
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- How to re-IP a server without DNS lossage
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- How to be monstrously shallow
- How the Moon Came to Be
- How to be a good evil villain
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- How to be a fuck-up
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- How to be a backstabber
- Pee in the shower without your girlfriend noticing
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- How to start a fire without matches
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- How to smoke without getting addicted
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- How to order a Happy Meal without embarrassment
- Asking "How are you?" without waiting to hear the answer
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- How to be an asshole
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- How the Sun Came to Be
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- How the Internet Came to Be
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- How to Be Alone
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- Life without music would be a mistake
- How to be a lardass
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- I learnt how to be racist in anti-racism lessons
- How Not to be Wrong
- How to be a more productive writer
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- Speeding without getting a ticket
- Riding a bike without using your hands
- How to bend guitar notes without a whammy bar
- How to exit FreeCell without losing the game
- How to use Windows regularly without hating it (much)
- Killing a polar bear without a rifle
- How to appreciate jazz without really trying
- How to floss without hurting your fingers
- How to setup a TiVo without a phone line
- Double your theatre wages without really trying
- How to use Windows regularly without hating it (much) : part two
- How to buy a stereo system (without winning the lottery)
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- how to alter your state of consciousness without drugs
- How to make an orderly day without bells.
- How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
- How to be invisible
- How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
- How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
- Running toward the edge
- Automobile tire pressure
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- Where would America be without Canada?
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- how to be a friend
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Mind without body
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- How to be telekinetic
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- Goops and How to be Them
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How To Be Good
- How to be a terrible customer
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- Be cool in college
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How to be anonymous
- Never be without remembrance of Him
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- How to be a street musician
- Without users, this wouldn't be a problem
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- How to be a geek
- How to be a badass
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- How to be a Canadian Male
- How to be a Better Person
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- How it's Going to Be
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- I learned how to be a prostitute in Nebraska
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Cutting cake without favoritism
- How to exchange two variables without using a third
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- How to open a shrinkwrapped CD
- How to open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew
- and that's how it's supposed to be
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- To do is to be
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- Should I be happy?
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Let It Be
- someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- The best kind of bartender
- You're too young to be so old
- Chant and be Happy
- Any song can be a love song
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
- play dumb
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