Findings:

• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• I'd like some dreams too
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• like something out of a story
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• If I only had a brain
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• fuck around and find out
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• Spitting out teeth like ampersands
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• Fuck like crazed weasels
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquí
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• If America Had a War on Sex like it Does with Drugs
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• We are the trains of thought that move through everything's brain
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• wish i'd thought of it
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• Paintings bulging out of their frames like the freaked-out spine-damage erections of accident victims
• How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
• out like a light
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Like a cat filled with molten bronze and dropped out of a biplane
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• i thought you liked hard problems
• Got any ID please?
• I Would Like to Hear Your Thoughts
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Roughing Out a Theory of Brain
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Fuck like bunnies
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Like fuck, said the duck
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• small like a pretty round stone. that makes you think, "fuck yeah. what a nice stone."
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I just had this thought of summer past
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• I Thought I Had Enough
• I thought everyone had a turning point story
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• I'd Like To Go Alone
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• God ain't giving out any hints
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• I thought I'd take a walk today. It's a mistake I sometimes make.
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• When you blow out like a dead star
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Mere thoughts of a life like that
• I never thought it would be like this
• There are a million girls like me out there
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• I like your head. A lot of different stuff comes out of it.
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• Episode II Soundtrack: Track titles I'd like to see
• like any good glue, sanity cures in the heat of the sun
• time stretches out like frayed rope
• Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• the lightning strike sounded like a car falling out of the sky
• that clean air smell. like living on a mountain and hanging your clothes out to dry.
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• any
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• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• It doesn't get any better than this
• any way, shape or form
• Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• In any art, boredom is not a virtue
• thoughts from the cornfield
• Love In Any Language
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• At least things can't get any worse
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• As any fool can plainly see
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• Any port in a storm
• A Jared by any other name
• Gym equipment
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• How to turn any number into a 9
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any time is Trinidad time
• Convert any number to decimal
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now

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