Findings:
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- People should stop giving crimes such cool names
- Make squashing people as unpleasant as possible
- you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
- I'm gonna make you come tonight
- Because that would make sense
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
- Drugs make people bad
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- I'm stopping trying to impress people
- people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- HEY im cool (user)
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- I think this makes people uncomfortable
- How to Make Friends and Influence People
- Make people use alternative operating systems
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- i'm sorry your toys hurt people
- People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
- Dollar auction
- what desire will make foolish people do
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- Sequential cooling to make dumb messages in Cool User Picks
- Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People
- I'm not very cool
- How to make sports games more fun
- Because I'm an adult
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- Im p cool :)
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Expecting other people's children to make the sacrifice
- Brainy people make the best friends
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
- I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
- I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
- 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
- i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- Because I dig you
- Because I say so
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- I care because you do
- Because it's wrong
- I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- I smile just because you exist
- Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- time lost in life because of waiting
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
- We smoke cloves because we can
- Because I needed to hear you over the noise
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- Aliens look like aliens because they're human
- because it wasn't just the air
- The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- because I love skating bears
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
- Because I love you
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- I married him because he was not mean
- I shall not fear these streets, because I run these streets
- Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
- Because it all burns up
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
- Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
- Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
- Shrug (Because of Me and You)
- Pity me not because the light of day
- in spite (or perhaps because) of
- If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
- They hate us because we're wonderful
- I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
- Because I couldn't
- Because he feared the turn of seasons
- Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
- It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
- Because the gods that made them are gods no more
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- Because, not in spite of
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
- I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
- Because I lived in Paradise
- You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
- I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
- or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
- We love foxes because we killed the wolves
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
- Because I do not want to forget
- because I have given up any care
- Because I can!
- I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
- because everything that is connected is beautiful
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
- because death is just so full, and man so small
- Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
- because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
- It's funny because it's you
- because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
- A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
- She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
- Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
- Humans exist only because opposites exist
- I reject evolution because it's heteronormative.
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
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