Findings:
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- It's late, and I'm tired
- I'm here for a good time, not a long time
- Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
- Early is on time, on time is late
- i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest someone drop a torch.
- for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
- i'm late to everything
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- I'm in this for the long haul
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- I'm with stupid
- i'm afraid of hipsters
- Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- Women want me when I'm taken
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm nobody! Who are you?
- I'm a little tea pot
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- I'm the world's worst psychic
- I know more when I'm alone
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- I'm tired of calling 911
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- I'm bored
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm Going Home
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
- I'm a writer. What are you?
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I'm a sucker for a good accent
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm falling in love with you
- the words I'm after
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- A Plague in the Late 19th and Early 20th Centuries
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm not very cool
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- Scotland in early times
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm just a bill
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- I'm gay
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- I'm not a part of this world
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm Proud of You
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm Waiting for the Man
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- this is how i'm going to die.
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- My cats think I'm a God
- I'm no Whitman...
- I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
- I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
- "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- I'm game
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm a Pepper
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- I'm scared
- I'm leaving, you all suck
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- I'm alone in Geneva!
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- I'm not really entitled to an opinion
- I'm The Man
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Early Times
- I'm OK, You're OK
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- I'm sorry that you feel that way
- I'm gonna make you come tonight
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- I'm not drinking any more
- I'm Glad
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- 418 I'm a teapot
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm Your Fan
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm not that kinda girl
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Im Elvis (user)
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- I'm
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- IM
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- imm
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm Losing You
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I'm with the band
- I walk around when I'm high
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm sorry
- I'm pinching your face!
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- Damn, I'm good.
- I'm not sure
- Hands off, I'm special
- So. Central Rain
- Im-
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