Findings:

• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• I Know Who Killed Me
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• Who Killed the Jews?
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• why am i me, and you're you?
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• kill him dead; don't call me
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Who am I?
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• kill me (user)
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
• who am I? (user)
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• Jews who supported Hilter
• Bob the Canadian Jew (user)
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• how my computer nearly killed me
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• i just want to know who i am
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Who Killed Bobby Fuller?
• Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen: Who Killed Jimmy Olsen
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Who Killed Monster Munch?
• Society made me what I am
• Who am I? Who are you?
• Khaled Islambouli
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
• Look at me, I am moving on
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Take Me As I Am
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I am Canadian
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Know your pets
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• It kills me to watch them go
• She kills me
• The Power Rangers who killed the gooey bad man
• Who Killed Euronymous?
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• How airborne school nearly killed me.
• The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• May those who are born after me
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• let's try me (user)
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Who am I
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• No One Knows Who I Am
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Who am us, anyway?
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• who am i (user)
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Watch Me: I Am a Woman
• In another world, I am you and you are me
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Who am I this time?
• Who I Am
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Who's Canadian?
• lord help me, for i am weak
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• These Foolish Things (Remind Me Of You)
• Does my goldfish know who I am?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Please Kill Me
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• That which does not kill me...
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• How Prom nearly killed me
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Who Killed Cock-Robin?
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• Who Killed Retro Girl?
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• Someone please kill me
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• kill me now (user)
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my angel?
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Kill the Man Who Questions
• Who am I to critique that which she is?

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