Findings:
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
- Should high school be mandatory?
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- What it's like to be free of the FBI
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- Look siad me Be like me
- Where's the kaboom?
- Children should be seen and not heard
- Be there or be square
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
- What life after death will really be like
- Names that should never be given to important files
- Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
- No threat should be taken lightly
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
- Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
- If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
- do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
- This node should be filled with bees!
- Should I be happy?
- I never thought it would be like this
- In such bounty there can be no shortage
- Be a problematic duck over there
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- I know what it's like to be dead
- Just to see what it would be like
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- Why Can't We Be Friends?
- It should not be this complicated
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- There is some place I need to be
- There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- There will be no more stories to read
- Candles should be burned, not dusted
- There Will Be Blood
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- Why should we be moral?
- I met her today, the girl I used to be
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- What it's like to be skinny
- I should be running in the sunshine
- The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
- Automobile tire pressure
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- you had to be there
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
- What is and what should never be
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- Some things that fly there be
- I want it to be more like the things I write
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
- There will never be another you
- And there will be whores and rumors of whores
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
- Hot pursuit
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
- there will be a last
- And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
- There ought to be limits to freedom
- throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
- silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- I should be able to remember your face
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- Farmers' Market
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- There will be time
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- Should I be sorry?
- What is it like to be a bat?
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- stupidity should be painful
- Like minded so you must be crazy
- Nothing could be close to quite like this
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Food should not be luminous
- There can be only one
- Things every child should be taught
- Pray ferverently to what gods there be
- What it's like to be in love
- Laundry should be free
- Who Will Be There
- Be different, just like everyone else
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- complex numbers can't be ordered
- AI should be our top priority.
- There could still be a reunion of The Band
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- Mind without body
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- Be a model or just look like one
- On the comet there will be much pie
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- Chalant should be a word!
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- There are times when they seem to be right
- I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
- why you should never be a referee
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- There need to be more powers
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- Should copyright laws be revised?
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Why Can't This Be Love
- She must be what cocaine is like
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- You Should Be Sober
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
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