Findings:
- Ask a stupid question
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
- Stupid interview questions
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Why can't my employer pay me more?
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- questions to ask of friends and lovers
- Ask Me Why
- You can't fire me, I quit.
- i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
- Questions to ask yourself on the way to self-discovery
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
- Ask me about Loom
- lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Questions I'd like to ask my father
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- Kiss Me, Stupid
- They asked me to write a letter
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- Can't change me
- Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- Before you ask a question
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- Can't you hear me knocking
- I can't believe it's not Heroin!
- 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
- Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
- Somebody once asked me...
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- The Book of Stupid Questions
- If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
- I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
- Deadline: I Can't Believe It's Not Espionage!
- let me ask (user)
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- Can't Buy Me Love
- I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
- you kissed me on that night you can't remember
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- The question nobody asks
- Where you can't find me
- She asked me to stop dreaming of death
- She asked me to read her a poem
- Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
- I Can't Make You Love Me
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Ask Me Anything
- Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
- I asked her not to forget me
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- Love me for calling you stupid: a thought for activists
- Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- I can't believe it's not human flesh
- the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
- ask questions instead of delivering judgements
- breathe and ask questions
- Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
- you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
- What should I ask Microsoft?
- If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
- Ask out the girl of your dreams
- And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
- All I Ask of You
- Reference librarian
- Feel, and slowly ask for sun
- Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
- Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
- Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
- Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
- Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
- Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
- you asked for it
- Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- I will ask them all their dreams
- We never asked to be babysitters
- Go Ask Alice
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- Ask and Embla
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
- If You Have to Ask
- On the cost of First Class postage
- Being asked to sponsor
- if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
- Ask price
- bid/ask spread
- If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
- You have the right to ask
- Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
- Ask Dr. Math
- askk (user)
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- I do not ask for her secret.
- Ask Nudgie
- Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
- Consistency is all I ask
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- Not verifying information
- Ask the Pilot
- The first time I asked a girl to dance
- The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
- You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Four
- discordian zodiac astrology and such other things as which are connected
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
- Ask moJoe : Dear Credulous in Cambridge
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- One Man Asked In Anger
- That moment before she asked
- Ask a Human: Greg Answers #1
- Ask a Human: Greg Answers #5
- He asked for more flesh
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- It's a bit tone deaf to ask an agnostic if they want to go to the priest and confess
- I never asked to be born you know
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells
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