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• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• You, standing
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• The tattoo phenomenon
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• Do what you have to do
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• How can an atheist have morals?
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• How to do a lift walk on a rollercoaster
• Why do children have to die?
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• we have a lot of work to do
• I do have some things to hide
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Know How, Can Do
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Why males have nipples
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• What to do if you have bad credit
• What do I have of my mother's?
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• That which I should have done I did not do
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• These papers do not show what I have done
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• you don't have to do this
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• If you can say something nice, do
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• You can do anything
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• How do I find the G-Spot?
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• I can do it myself
• I can do shit with my legs
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Can I have a light?
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
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