Findings:
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to the light
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
- Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
- Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
- There's no defragmentation for your biological hard drives
- Up to the Light
- How to hook a TV up to a computer
- How to set up and record an EEG
- Cold, no blankets, watching the sun come up for air
- Holding up a bank in Latin
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- No matter who plays it
- No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
- Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- The day I woke up Faster Than Light
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How to set up and operate a road checkpoint
- How to hold up a bank in Pig-Latin
- up to NO GOOD (user)
- Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
- No matter where you go, there you are
- Do or do not, there is no try
- How I tried to teach the Theory of Three Dimensions to my Grandson, and with what success
- hammer down is how the hard girls kiss
- Lighting a book match one-handed
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- How to set up a home network with a PPPoE DSL connection
- Backing up your Windows registry file
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
- How to light a lantern
- How do you make a life matter?
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- Lightning makes no sound, and until the thunder comes, you are alone with the light
- Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
- How to picture light
- Commanding the mass murder of child prisoners of war is evil, no matter what
- No matter what
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- No Laughing Matter
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- Rain is always the same, no matter where you are
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- How I vainly tried to explain the nature of Flatland
- How to transmit information faster than light speed
- Speculation: How a Lightsaber works
- i used not to try as hard
- How to ride a bicycle up an escalator
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- How your brain interprets light
- How to freeze light waves
- How to control a light using multiple switches
- How to urinate standing up
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- Windows XP won't start up - how to fix it
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- Using Dao Yin as a martial arts warm up
- How to frustrate your students to no end
- how to measure the speed of light
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Ugh, no lights. Make jerky!
- Is a new theory of matter and light needed at the highest energies?
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- there's a crack in everything - that's how the light gets in
- Ken Lay
- Reformatting a hard drive
- There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
- star-crossed, no matter the circumstance
- No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
- They grow up. No one told me.
- Rode hard and put up wet
- A whistling woman is up to no good
- The node that tried too hard to be loved
- It's Up To You. No Really, It's Up To You.
- When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
- No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
- Windows tries to cover up its mistakes
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- some girls try too hard
- The Freshman up at Yale get no tail
- There are no lies in the cool grey light of dawn.
- hard up
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How to organize your hard drive
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- How the Sphere, having in vain tried words, resorted to deeds
- How to pick up men
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- How not to transmit information faster than light speed
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How to get your stuff voted up
- How to pick up women
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- How to scream when no one is looking
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- How to make roses open up
- How to f*** up
- How to move something faster than the speed of light
- How we speak matters
- How did I end up here?
- How to set up a formal table
- When I Consider How My Light Is Spent
- Chipirones en su tinta
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- how to set up and use a microphone in Windows
- How to hide your hard disk porn stash
- How the Union and the Confederacy stacked up at the beginning of the Civil War
- How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
- Lighting a fire
- How to liven up a party
- How to pick up Sheilas
- How to light a barbecue
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- how to bring up sex in a conversation
- How to pick up a dime with a forklift
- A line of reasoning in support of the use of force
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- How about NO
- It's light but hard to carry
- Her smile could light up a three-story building
- Inching up at a red light
- She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
- light up
- How to prepare garlic
- Hard Tack, Come Again No More
- George W. Bush is a moron, and there is no 'grey matter' there
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- How not to drive a hard bargain
- There is no hard distinction between compiled and interpreted languages
- Hard Times Come Again No More
- You couldn't use a time machine to visit the 13th century
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
- a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
- I couldn't sleep for days after this awful dream.
- I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
- It was the Fourth Verse that they couldn't deal with
- You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
- hard rock
- hard liquor
- hard
- Math is hard
- hard disk
- Hard Boiled
- A Hard Day's Night
- hard leg
- Hard drives stolen from Los Alamos Labs
- hard contact keyboards
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- Hard Times
- Hard coding date-sensitive information in a handle
- hard limits
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