Findings:

• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• What do you mean people around here speak Spanish
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Here Be the Giants Chapter 3
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• here, but not here
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Here Be Dragons
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• Here be Cows
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• How did I end up here?
• What did you mean when you said...
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Here Be Monsters
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• What does it mean to be free?
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Why you should not be mean
• Here Be The Giants Chapter 2
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Will You Be Here Tomorrow?
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• dreaming of anywhere but here
• How did I get here, Sarah?
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• i mean honestly what did the dodo ever do for us
• Did you mean for it to look like this?
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• When you know things are just meant to be
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Hot pursuit
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Be Here Now
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Here Be the Giants Chapter 1
• but you wanna be bad
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• What does it mean to be religious?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• i'll still be here tomorrow
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• can i be buried here among the dead?
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• What it means to be a human and what are we worth?
• edev: I Shot Guest User (but I did not shoot n-a-t-e)
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• You mean the me that you would be
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• In which I attempt more puns
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb

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