Findings:

• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• One at a Time
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• I could have been one of a two
• Have One On Me
• One day at a time
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Words that only have one context
• You, standing
• one time programmable
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I don't have the time
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Once upon a time in Carlsbad Springs
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Why aspiring novelists should write short stories
• Finding time to write
• One Last Time
• E2 to your handheld, one node at a time
• I didn't always have this cool job
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Time converging into one space
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• The One to One Future: Building Relationships One Customer at a Time
• If I didn't write
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• Lady Love Me (One More Time)
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• They didn't have the heart
• The blind men eating the elephant in the room one bite at a time
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• One More Time
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• Buying cigarettes one at a time
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I have one whole anus
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Saving the Environment, One (Fewer) Child at a Time
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• One brick at a time
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• I must have called a thousand times
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• In the time you have
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• One Time Pad
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• The Life and Times, part one.
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• Buy one gallon of gas at a time
• one time password
• The one thing I cannot write
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• call me garbage one more time
• Computers have no sense of time
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Baby One More Time
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• our time is short; this is our fate
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• one time (user)
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Long Haired Preachers
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• That one time Jet-Poop accidentally invaded Poland
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• One Strand at a Time
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• Kids have no concept of time
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Plus, the poem didn't rhyme and it fit on one page.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• The One True Seeker (user)
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• You can't have everything
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• much later, probably one whole minute has passed
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Do what you have to do
• Salad for One
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Why I Hate Hockey: Part One
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Tell me one thing
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• Athens, Ohio. Year One
• Words Have No Meaning
• You're the one i saw first
• Using a command line
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Are you still in touch with the one you lost your virginity to?
• So you don't have to
• Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled,
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Salute Your Shorts

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