Findings:
- Nobody cares about your fucking breasts!
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- The donuts are so pretty
- The action packed mentalist brings you the fucking jams
- Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
- My friends, I bring you the good news: Jesus Christ made a fucking sandwich
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- Volunteer Fire Department
- I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
- I am so fucking happy
- As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- I don't care what you did last summer
- If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
- Shopping and Fucking
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- don't need no credit card to ride this train
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
- couch fucking
- Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
- emotions others don't get to see
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- Please don't bring your kids
- Throw away your fucking scale!
- Call a spade a fucking shovel
- We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
- Microsoft's .NET strategy
- The difference between fucking and making love
- US State Department's Top 10 Travel Tips
- Don't stand so close to me
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- United States Department of the Interior
- Health care mandate in the United States
- I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
- If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
- Bring Back My Ghost
- You just don't get it
- Don't bring a knife to a gunfight
- It's okay as long as you don't fall in love
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
- fucking eh
- I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
- Why fucking cows is a bad idea
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
- Holy Shit! Man Walks on Fucking Moon!
- Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
- Live Era '87-'93
- Sheets of blank fucking paper
- Computer games banned in Greece
- Get vaccinated. Don't die.
- Antitrust: The Justice Department and 17 states proposed Breaking up Microsoft into two companies.
- Chicago Fire Department
- NYC Fire Department Codes
- Export Credits Guarantee Department
- honey badger don't care
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I am the god of hell fire, and I bring you ...
- Stoned music memories
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- So you don't have to
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- For everything I don't regret I create a ghost instead
- If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
- I don't want to get over you
- Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- Fucking A
- Herbs to get in touch with the element of fire
- You brought your ashes up to the mountain of solitude. Are you ready to bring your fire down to the valley of the people?
- If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
- Some critical thoughts on the aesthetics of Dragonball Z
- I despise ribbon cable
- Fucking Åmål
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Are cops completely fucking useless?
- The train station was fucking freezing and
- I hope you're fucking happy
- Ho Ho Fucking Ho
- high-intensity discharge headlights
- Primary Spontaneous Pneumothorax
- I hate this fucking orange cat
- don't care
- You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
- For God's sake, just have another election
- I'm not fucking bored
- You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
- Fucking
- Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
- I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- Don't care didn't care
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Dreams Don't Care
- United States Department of Agriculture
- Fire department
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Long Term Care Insurance
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- United States Department of Veterans Affairs
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
- Secretary of State for the Northern Department
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- I don't care what color your computer is
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Secretary of State for the Southern Department
- Jimmy crack corn and I don't care
- Rape committed by women
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
- Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
- I don't get many things right the first time
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Don't run over fire hose
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- You don't get a song
- I don't get it
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- I take for granted that you just don't care
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
- I don't believe in ghosts
- A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- The fire in the sky, the fire in your hand, the sad songs without bodies, surrounding us like ghosts
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
- Good old fashioned fucking
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- don't rely on us to get you high
- cover your eyes so you don't know the secret
- I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
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