Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I don't know what kind of person I have become, but I can tell you how I got there."

• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• How you can become infected with HIV
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Being a dickhead
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• How to Tell if That Person on the Bus is Crazy
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• How can an atheist have morals?
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Don't worry, I know how to let go.
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• I know how many there are.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• How to tell she's good looking
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Know How, Can Do
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• How to become a person who eats vegetables
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• You don't know what you've got till it's gone
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I don't know how to smile
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• You, standing
• I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
• I don't know how to read science fiction
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• I have to fight the urge to become a superhero
• How to become a minister for free
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• How to become a better anorexic
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• How to Become a Fruitarian
• How to Become a Fruitarian 2
• How to Become a Fruitarian 3
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• How a Pope is chosen
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• How To Become a Mighty Pirate
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• How a bill becomes a law in the Westminster System
• The light is red, but there is a green arrow
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• Any house can become a prison
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
• How To Become A Virgin
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• How to become a competitive gamer
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• how to become a better
• How to become a bitter anorexic
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• I love you but I have to let you go
• You can run, but you can't hide
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• There is no god but God
• You can, but you may not

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