Findings:

• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Do what you have to do
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• wake up in a dumpster
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• ...and a wake up
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• People have fucked up before
• Wake up!
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Reasons To Wake Up
• The worst way to wake up
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• You, standing
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• That which I should have done I did not do
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• because I have given up any care
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• I wake up so energized
• wake up hair
• Yuri Wakes Up Screaming
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• Wake me up if you still want me
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• What to do if the Grim Reaper shows up at your door
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Do the gospels hold up to scrutiny?
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• What do I have of my mother's?
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• The tattoo phenomenon
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• I have made up a name for my disease
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
• And then one day you wake up
• anemotis's morning wake up call
• I can't wake up
• When you wake up feeling old
• Wake up
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Wake up... Time to die!
• So I wake up
• It is difficult to wake up to the empty spots
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Do vampires show up on digital cameras?
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• Why do children have to die?
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Why males have nipples
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• What do you see when you look up?
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• These papers do not show what I have done
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• we have a lot of work to do
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• you don't have to do this
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• I do have some things to hide
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• guess i got rung up (user)
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?

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