Findings:

• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• I have no memory of my Mother
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• You have no power over me
• Californians have no soul
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Words Have No Meaning
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• how to square a number in your head
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• I have no faith in your God
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Fish have no concept of fire
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• Atheists have no support group
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• I have no money and I must pay
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
• Proof that there is no largest prime number
• I have no output and I must scream
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• I have no hair
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• I have no complaint
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Kids have no concept of time
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• I have root on your head
• Where the streets have no name
• I have no idea!! (user)
• Computers have no sense of time
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• You have no socially redeeming value
• No, I don't have channel 11
• They have no bones.
• Our calendars have no meaning
• Heart, have no pity
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• No, but I'll have a beer
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I must have three heads
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• How to multiply two digit numbers by 11 in your head
• No matter how many dreams you have, it doesn't even begin to compare.
• I have no browser and I must node!
• On Having No Head
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• We Have No Moat
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Absolutely Fabulous
• Absolutely Free
• absolute power corrupts absolutely
• Absolutely Everything Else!
• Absolutely, to someone else
• How to write fantasy that will absolutely slay the editors
• Absolutely right, well done. And now, your next question is ...
• How to Make an Absolutely Delicious Hot Chocolate in a Jiffy
• absolutely everything is conscious
• Have Blue (user)
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• What have you
• I have a dream
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• Pick mystery door number one instead of the open door where you can see clearly through to the other side.
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Lord, have mercy
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Questions I have had today
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?

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