Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I was in your house when you came in. I saw you. You were there. And now you have to deal with me."

• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• How I came to Spaceland, and what I saw there
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• There was a time when I was a better person
• man when you are telling me how it was
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I came, I saw and was undone
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• There was no one waiting for me...
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• What if there were a war, and nobody came?
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• Before you, there was me
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• November 4, 1995
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• When boomboxes came with little internal mics
• If Jesus came to Earth now
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• You have no power over me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Into the World There Came a Soul Named Ida
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• When living we have need of Death
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• Once there came a man
• A learned man came to me once
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• When I came last to Ludlow
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Stoned music memories
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• What have you done for me lately?
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Things video games have taught me
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• When you came
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• It was better before they came
• You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• She said she loved me. The knife came down.
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
• you have me at a disadvantage
• If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• I came, I saw, I conquered
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• When Chris Came Home
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• can you show me where this came from?
• remember who you were before you came here
• It could have been me
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• Could you have danced with me?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Have One On Me
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• when all the white horses have broken free
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• There is no deal with the demon
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten

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