Findings:

• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• A knock there was upon the door
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• How to break through the next locked door
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• and slowly, stealthily, and half sideways looking, he placed the loaded musket’s end against the door.
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• some say he was never here at all
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• making certain he was touching her
• The braille on the door was not symbollic of my own blind search for an answer. Or maybe it was.
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• Attack of the neighbors from next door!
• You let the walking wounded through the door and it's all over
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• He Was a Crook
• I married him because he was not mean
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• She came through the glass door, untouched by the storm that raged outside.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• he would have laughed
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• He Was Only Joking
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• I would open a door for you
• Sylvie and Bruno: Through the Ivory Door
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• More than he was willing to give
• At least he was gentle
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Surely he would remember this
• The door was closed
• In Through the Out Door
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• he would have cried
• That's Just How He Was
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• he was a punk poet himself
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• He was found
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• It Was Cold, and It Ran Through Your Fingers
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• All he left her was alone
• Don't Go Out the Door
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Rush n Attack
• Tetris Attack
• Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
• Attack by Stratagem
• Attack of the Killer B's
• Dictionary Attack
• discovered attack
• When Animals Attack
• leapfrog attack
• Birthday attack
• attack sub
• Attack of the Squiggly Floaters
• RIAA Attacks Usenet
• Attack of the Miniature Salesman
• Lamarr's Attacks
• General advice for preventing attacks
• Wrinkled earlobes are a sign of impending heart attacks
• 3D Ant Attack
• perversion attack
• The Attack
• French Attack Monkeys
• Israeli DoS attack on Hizbulla and PA sites
• 688 Attack Sub
• Continuously attacked by bees
• Attack From Mars
• martial attack
• Condor Attack
• The killer rabbit that attacked Jimmy Carter
• Plaque Attack
• New Breed of Attack Zombies Lurk
• Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
• dead beef attack
• Yugoslav Attack
• Angel Attack
• Heart attack on a plate
• When psychiatric drugs attack
• Wing Attack Plan R
• Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
• You mean the me that you would be
• Attack and Release
• Attack The System
• Senator John McCain's Statement Concerning the Terrorist Attack on the World Trade Center
• The Dalai Lama's response to terrorist attacks on the United States
• Pat Robertson on the Terrorist Attack
• Revolutionary Association of the Women of Afghanistan: Statement on the Terrorist Attacks in the US
• Did Israel attack the Pentagon and World Trade Center?
• Falwell, Robertson & the Terrorist Attack
• Scientology's reaction to the WTC attack
• Spitfire Attack
• Shark Attack
• Fidel Castro's Response to the September 11th Attacks
• Summary of evidence against Osama bin Laden in 9/11 terror attacks
• Osama Bin Laden's response to the attacks on Afghanistan
• Scrabble attacks
• September 11 attacks and the War Against Terrorism
• Subjective Attack
• pak attack (user)
• Zeta Tau Alpha: Attack of the Clones
• attack (user)
• Smile. Relax. Attack.

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