Findings:

• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• The Revolution will be televised
• Can we still be friends?
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• You will be assimilated
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• There Will Be Blood
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• The revolution will not be televised
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• there will be a last
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• node that will be my legacy
• the world will be remade in our image
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Carl Everett
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Trying to be friends
• I just want to be friends
• Marks which will never be broken
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• OBAFGKM
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• marry me and you'll be safe
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Everything will be alright
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Let's just be friends
• There will be time
• Be gentle with me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• What life after death will really be like
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• how to be a friend
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Look siad me Be like me
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• There will never be another you
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• There will be no more stories to read
• I will always be in the details
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• If it be your will
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Someday, I will be strong
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• They will not be named!
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I will be your young sinner
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• The television will not be revolutionized
• That would be me
• far be it from me
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Will I cease to be
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• I will always be weird inside
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Will I be given that chance?
• I fear I will be nothing
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• The end will be a sellout
• Who Will Be There
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• On the comet there will be much pie
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Darkness Be My Friend
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Let me be your fantasy
• I will be in my trailer!
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• The next life will be better
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!

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