Findings:
- Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
- What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
- what do you get if you multiply six by nine
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- You've been warned.
- What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
- Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
- How to get hit by a car
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- Early, before our hands knew what to do
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- You've Been Borged! (document)
- you know you've been caught
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Things to do when technology gets here
- On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
- will do (user)
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- You've Been Dumped
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- Take Your Partner by the Hand
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- Touched by the Hand of God
- you get mistaken for strangers by your own friends
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- The sight of happy couples walking hand in hand, and the feeling of despair that is engendered by watching them
- The ringing has been drowned out by voices
- i've been trying to get back to the center
- Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
- Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- The good crew will know what its captain would do
- Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- What to do if you've lost your wallet or purse
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Do what you will. I will
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- A woman will do anything if she loves you.
- Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- How do you get there?
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- Take life by the hand
- By my balls, I do swear.
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
- Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
- You know you've been away from home too long
- Eating only rice to get by
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
- notes written by hand
- Our children will judge us by our memes
- made by loving hands at home
- the cats decide to listen to vinyl and do the laundry with a poem by Emily Dickinson
- Do or do not, there is no try
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
- Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
- I've been duped by Satan!
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
- What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
- send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Card counter
- Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
- Why do you want to get married?
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- England expects that every man will do his duty
- I never know what to do with my hands
- If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
- If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
- Lucky happy Japan nodermeet 2009! Do to come! You will take enjoy.
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- I will do science to it
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
- You've Been Framed
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Do What You Will
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
- my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
- Go by hand
- by hand
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- You can only play the cards you've been dealt
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- you've been living in a dream world
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- By the Time I Get to Phoenix
- And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead
- Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
- Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
- Changing standards of male beauty purely by force of will
- Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- You will not reach enlightenment by reading things
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Hiking to see an alpine lake untouched by human hand
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- What to do if you're stopped by the police
- You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
- Doutzen Kroes gets rejected by Darwin Dating
- What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
- The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
- ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
- The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
- Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- You know when you've been Jesuited
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
- dropped here by the hand of the astronaut
- I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
- love like you've never been hurt
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- Do fat men get fat dicks?
- you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
- Weeding by hand
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- You're All I Need to Get By
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
- Do you want to get slapped?
- Craving a smoke
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- What to do if you get in a car accident
- So you've been diagnosed with a trendy mental illness
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