Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "It's amazing what idiocy people will stoop to if they think they're getting a good deal on it."

• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• Music need not be popular to be good
• cat haters
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• what desire will make foolish people do
• Ground rush
• There are 74 genuinely good people left in the world, and most of them are a painful bore.
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• They think I'm a god
• People are naturally good
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good will prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
• God is good, people are screwed up
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• There is a difference between considering your audience and giving the people what they want.
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• They don't know what they're missing
• I hope someday you will realize how amazing you are
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• Good Will Hunting
• The People's Will
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• When you kill people they die
• The amazing sticker movement will change your life
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Those two people like it, and they're shagging
• People will steal anything
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• In Defense of Minor Attracted People or I Think it's Genocide
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• Drivers who think they are Neo
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• let go of what you think other people think
• Why cloning people is a good idea
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• there are no good or bad people
• play dumb
• defying code for the good of the people
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• Are the gospels written by the people they're attributed to?
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• They're not fish, they're people
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I think this makes people uncomfortable
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• Kids that age think they know it all
• They're drugs, they change you
• Are your pets as loyal as you think they are?
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• If you build it they will come
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• some people lie but they're looking for magic
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• They think it's all over
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• In the summer they will pull the beautiful bodies out of storage.
• They will not be named!
• They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• They will wear Crowns of Golden Lightning bugs
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• if they are the gentlemen they seem, will they not treat the small as gently as the great
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Boy/girl/other bands and why they're good for real musicians
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Frank Moskus
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• Peace on earth and good will toward men
• How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
• Buddha's Discourse on Good Will
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• a good deal alone
• It will be good when I am leader
• Courtesy And Good Will Toward Men
• the world is messy. good people have flaws.
• these ideas are not deep, they're just good
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Treatment of corporations
• Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good wil prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
• Fuck what other people think
• People who don't smoke will never die
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
• Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
• Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
• It was the Fourth Verse that they couldn't deal with
• People want what they cannot have
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Things you give people that they keep
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• People don't flail when they die
• What They Did To the Desert People
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• You people will trash anything.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• A Linux certification will void your MCSE
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• so many people want the things that they're not willing to give
• telling people what they don't need to know
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• Getting paid overtime to check people's bags for dangerous iced tea
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• I think I'm getting distracted again

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