Findings:

• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
• For the Anniversary Day of One's Conversion
• one way to kill an ostrich
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• Not One Damn Dime Day
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• If No One Will Love Me
• Deception - Day One
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• One quiet, unassuming day
• I Know Who Killed Me
• Have One On Me
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Day One
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
• Peace One Day
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• give me one night to show the savage
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• No one touches me
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Kill Your Students Day
• The day Anubis hit on me
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• A Dancer's Diary: Day One of Six
• Just One Of Those Days
• I'm going to kill you
• Going for the One
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• Kill two birds with one stone
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• It kills me to watch them go
• One Shot One Kill
• One Bright Day
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Make me one of you
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• All these things we'll one day swallow whole
• The Book of Going Forth by Day
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• One Perfect Day: The Selling of the American Wedding
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• A fever of one day's continuance only
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• the good days are killing me too
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Give me back my bike!
• One day at a time
• How Prom nearly killed me
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• That which does not kill me...
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• Every hour wounds. The last one kills.
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• How airborne school nearly killed me.
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• abnormal pleasures kill the taste for normal ones
• That one makes me scream, she said
• Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Make me one with everything
• kill me (user)
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Tell me one thing
• One of those days
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• To node one thing beautiful every day
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• Four Seasons in One Day
• One day I wrote her name upon the strand
• I always wanted to get married one day
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• One Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovich
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• Kill Haole Day
• I carry this bullet with me every day
• The day I killed my sister
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• One fine day in the middle of the night
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• One Day in September
• One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
• Day One’s Curiosities: The Stained Glass Granary and the Lay of the Rain
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• Luckily, you will perish one day.
• One day we will burn
• Pity me not because the light of day
• The day he gave me a lift
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• Take me back to the day that I went blind
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• And then one day you wake up
• Meeting Love Downtown One Day
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• Someone please kill me
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 11: Where Are you Going, My Little One?
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• how my computer nearly killed me
• Please Kill Me
• One Case One Kill
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• kill him dead; don't call me
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• kill me now (user)
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• She kills me
• No one says anything important during the day

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