Findings:

• Getting a working visa in Japan
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Mr. and Mrs. Smith
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Mrs. Brown, You Have a Lovely Daughter
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• I look in the mirror
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• clown
• Insane Clown Posse
• The Day the Clown Cried
• Shakes the Clown
• Homey the Clown
• Bozo the Clown
• Black-footed clown fish
• big ceramic clown head
• clown porn
• How to kill a clown
• I am a clown
• Tears of a Clown
• Clarabell the Clown
• clown sundae
• Send in the Clowns
• Clowns And Jugglers
• Class Clown
• Faggot Clown Powers
• A Candy Colored Clown They Call The Sandman
• my life as a circus clown
• Frumpy the Clown
• clowns scare me
• Insane Clown Posse vs. Kid Rock
• Ouchy the Clown
• clown loach
• Clown Ministry
• A Thousand Clowns
• Blanky the Clown
• The Clown
• Carnival of the Clowns
• Flunky the Clown
• Indianapolis Clowns
• International Clown Hall of Fame
• Krusty the Clown
• Out of work alcoholic clowns
• clown (user)
• i am a clown killer (user)
• omg a clown (user)
• taylor loves clowns (user)
• Frizzo the Clown (user)
• Frizzo the Clown
• Kenny the clown (user)
• Clowns will kill you and drink your blood
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• The Clown Car Necropolis
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• Baptist jokes
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York

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