Findings:
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
- I killed my father, I ate human flesh and I quiver with joy
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- Transporter Room 3 ate my balls
- Square Bush Ate My Balls
- How Eulenspiegel ate the roasted chickens off the spit
- Crappy electronics ate my balls - and the repair shop chewed them
- Isn't it amazing how vulerable we as humans are?
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- Team Jet-Poop ate my balls
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- Of the shards of the sword Gram, and how Hjordis went to King Alf
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- How the Dukes of Chandos acquired their wives
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Warm boot the human brain
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How we are assembling the human genome
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How many bits are in the human genome?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How to get the electorate to vote against their interests
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- How to convert musical notes to their Hz equivalent
- How to survive against humans
- When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- What will happen after humans are extinct?
- How to master the Magic 8 Ball
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- Weighted eight ball
- ate
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- JFK Junior Ate My Television
- My Angst Ate my Suffering in a Void of Meaningless Existential Nihilistic Self-Oppression: An Poem
- Random ho ate my food
- Who ate all the pies?
- Kobolds Ate My Baby!
- The cars that ate Paris
- The Cat Ate My Gymsuit
- The shit we ate
- We ate sidewalk chalk until dawn, stopping only to cheer on passers by
- He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
- I didn't say he ate your dog
- Elvis Ate America
- The Creature That Ate Sheboygan
- I ate her love like a nine-piece bucket of chicken
- Tux ate my dad, my mom, and my sister too
- Eye H. Ate (user)
- The year the casinos ate the Jockey Club
- ate (user)
- The Fruit That Ate Itself
- Cinderella ate the pumpkin
- To make up for this, I ate a lot of pastries.
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- The moss that ate Multnomah
- She quietly hugged him back. At 8:30 she ate the rest of him.
- (she's a monster) she ate my heart
- I, Ate
- nerf ball
- Old Ball and Chain
- Happy Fun Ball
- World's largest ball of twine
- The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
- Red Rubber Ball
- Ball State
- cue ball
- ball
- eight ball
- Edward Ball
- Our Balls Are Bigger
- Rum balls
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- Bucephalus Bouncing Ball
- Ball Four
- Fly ball
- The old hidden ball trick
- ben-wa balls
- golf ball
- Matzoh ball soup
- ball and chain
- Mouse ball
- Minie ball
- Whitworth ball
- Blue balls
- Dragon Ball GT
- Range balls
- ball python
- Break one's balls
- Crystal ball
- Bocce Ball
- Ernie Ball/Music Man
- balls to the wall
- Fur ball
- Five ball juggling
- Learning to juggle five balls
- Three ball chase
- tubular ball
- I wanna dip my balls in it
- Balls are a poor design
- Give Me the Damn Ball
- Super Dodge Ball
- Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey
- Downy Fabric Softener Ball
- Crispy shrimp balls
- Embroidered fish balls
- Ball in the House
- If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
- I had my balls shaved
- Power Ball
- Gutter ball
- Onigiri
- Nine ball
- wiffle ball
- Hairy ball theorem
- Revolutionary Girl Utena : Episode 3 : On the Night of the Ball
- Sticks and balls
- On the ball
- held ball
- rubber band ball
- ball joint
- Wall Ball
- Yummy Cheese Ball
- Cheese balls
- Witch ball
- ball chain
- war ball
- worry balls
- Juggling Balls
- balls on my chin (user)
- Popcorn balls
- Bowling ball
- spotted balls
- Kick in the balls
- Hairy Ball
- A Gift of Ben-Wa Balls
- Three ball cascade
- Three ball shower
- Four ball fountain
- four ball synch fountain
- Ball Hog or Tugboat?
- Ball Jacks
- gooch ball
- Bowling Ball Head
- The Stars' Tennis Balls
- meditation balls
- Snack balls
- Avoid missing ball for high score
- Ping pong ball trick
- party ball
- Why air hockey is not played on a pool table with 15 pool balls
- The Hopping Whirling Ball of Death
- Tofu balls
- Headbanger's Ball
- Forcemeat Balls
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