Findings:
- Pants are optional
- Worldwide Pants
- pants
- tear-away track pants
- pant
- Mr. Pants
- camouflage pants
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- fancy pants
- parachute pants
- Who wears the pants
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- pair of pants
- capri pants
- leather pants
- Giant flaming pants of death
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- Hammer pants
- Phat pants
- Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
- cargo pants
- Flying by the seat of your pants
- baggy pants
- In my pants
- Card carrying, glow-stick waving, use too much gel, funny pant wearing, weirdo
- The Pants Game
- Spongebob Squarepants
- Pants (user)
- Period Pants
- ants in the pants
- canada pants
- Dear Woman Trying On Pants,
- Pants are a tool of the Man
- Ozzie Pants
- Liar, liar, pants on fire
- These are not my pants!
- I got peanut butter on my ninja pants
- pants are funny
- Ambient Pants
- You can't sleep in pants with freshly shaven legs
- meat pants
- two pants suit
- Napoleon's Pants (user)
- Take Off Your Pants And Jacket
- Off Pants
- As Pants the Hart for Cooling Streams
- Kiss your pants goodbye, Evil One!
- MAST Pants
- Raver pants
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- Instant Wet Pirate Pants
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Indestructible Pants
- Baggy Pants and the Nitwits
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
- Slut pants
- Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
- Goofy Henkin Pants
- liquid crystal pants
- im in your pants (user)
- lm ln your pants (user)
- If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
- Training pants
- MC Pee Pants
- Inflatable trauma pants
- pants run
- Pants Pants Revolution
- How to fit pants without trying them on
- Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants
- turn off the instrumentation and fly by the seat of your pants - an exercise in dead reckoning
- pants salad (user)
- Rugby pants
- Little robots in your pants
- Lyndon Johnson orders some pants
- wool pants
- Helps like pissing in your pants in cold weather
- Why I can't stay out of my boyfriend's pants
- Pants Rowland
- Pants the Cat
- Tough Pants (user)
- The boy in the fabulous pants boldly presents his card: "Dr. Famous Teenager, Esq."
- fisherman's pants
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- drop your slogans and drop your pants. proceed naked from this existence.
- Fancy Pants (user)
- Pant Devil
- Mr. fat pants (user)
- Tiny Ladies in Shiny Pants
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- emergency pants
- Mail Order Pants
- pants 21 (user)
- So Who Wear the Pants?
- aladdin pants
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- We have standards AND pants
- Angst In My Pants
- Carpenter pants
- Jizz in my Pants
- pants role
- Andrew Pants
- short pants
- The relative unnaturalnesses of vegetarianism, homosexuality, and pants
- with pockets full of haiku in borrowed pants
- John Saggy Pants (user)
- yoga pants
- Why women's pants have no pockets
- zodiac pants
- tights
- tight lacing
- Tight
- Robin Hood: Men in Tights
- up tight
- Good Night, Sleep Tight
- sleep tight
- Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
- Tight end
- tight bathroom security
- The mites go up and the tights come down
- The Good Night Sleep Tight Shade Trees
- high and tight
- Tied up tight, like a bride on her wedding night
- tight bod
- Do You Like My Tight Sweater?
- wrapped up tight in my distress. My words are muffled
- tight joint
- Getting a tight ring off a swollen finger
- Robin Hood Pageant (Noders in Tights) - a Nodermeet in Nottingham
- Right tight, left loosen
- Our Science Is Tight
- Johnny Tight Lips (user)
- the smell of rain pressed up tight against a cricket-song
- when the story is a bicycle you grip it tight and fly
- tight buns
- your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
- tight (user)
- you grip it tight and fly
- A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
- It's the first day of summer and already I feel yesterday's fingers clenched tight around my throat
- High and tight rules (user)
- Skin Tight
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