Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "On foot I can tell I'm in Hartford when the sidewalk starts to look like crap"

• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You never can tell
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• I'm All You Can Think About
• you never can tell with bees
• I walk around when I'm high
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Piero Manzoni
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I know more when I'm alone
• When I'm at my computer.
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Love is like skipping: if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• When water chokes you
• you can look closer forever and there is always more
• I can no longer tell you
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm always breathless when you call
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• somebody please tell this machine I'm not a machine
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• How to tell she's good looking
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• Look, look! I can write inane bullshit too!
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• How can people listen to that crap?
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Eyes can look away, memories remain
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• I'm alive, I can prove it.
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• The Lord is my shepherd; I shall drive like crap
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• windows where I can look out
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I feel like I'm being watched
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• The Library Book
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• old books can tell more than one story
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• Advise you to purr soft and look humble--if you can.
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• But can you still cry like a child?
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• You can tell a Marine
• if you like it violent, we can play rough and tumble
• like you're blind but still can see
• We Can all Die Like This
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• When can it end?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Being a dickhead
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Though you can tell me

If you Log in you could create a "On foot I can tell I'm in Hartford when the sidewalk starts to look like crap" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.