Findings:

• People who don't smoke will never die
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Why people who jog live longer
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• The People Who Used to Live There
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• People who don't read
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• people who don't exist
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Die, Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Live Forever
• Who Wants to Live Forever?
• Capitalize, please
• If you watch the sunset everyday, you will live forever
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Stoned music memories
• You taught me to drive at night in the rain, for this I will hold you in my heart forever
• It's difficult to live with people if you're fastidious. You'll understand that once you discover that you're ruined.
• there is a dead woman who lives beside us
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• How to live forever (step 2)
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• You, who said I could always count on you, forever
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• I need your pain or I will not live
• Breaking off bits of other people's lives
• Things people don't want to hear
• don't live with your clients
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• Don't encourage people to read
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• gone stoic in silence: ash and smoke and the wide sunk mud-iron landscape of forever
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• No One Lives Forever
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
• Old man who lived by the crick
• Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story
• The venom of my hate will live beyond the span of this universe to infect the next
• Taking things at surface value
• Flaunting your sexuality
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• no one lives forever. yet.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• Vampires don't smoke
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• If you don't softlink it, I will
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• I don't believe in people
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• telling people what they don't need to know
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• I will Linux no more forever
• How to live forever (step 1)
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• A pansy who lived in Khartoum
• Whose toothbrush is that, I thought you lived alone
• I shattered the grandfather clock in the hopes I would live forever.
• To Live Forever
• A Date Which Will Live in Infamy
• I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
• The old lady who lived in a bottle
• The man who lived at the end of the world
• It's illegal to bet money on sporting events, so we will gamble with the lives of innocent children
• Lift not the painted veil which those who live
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• LIVE AT LEEDS MEMORABILIA - THE WHO
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• Know your pets
• "I will live", screams Goofy to the lowering clouds, "I will live!"
• The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home
• Dead links in writeups
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I don't believe in Forever
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Indigenous people don't exist
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• You live and you learn, and if you don't learn you still die
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Do you really want to live forever?
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• I will fight no more forever
• The Legend Lives Forever in Latin
• How to live forever (2 step plan)
• The Operative: No One Lives Forever
• Do you want to live forever?
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• I don't smoke
• Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good will prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
• Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good wil prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
• Ned Ludd Lives Forever
• Dogs, do you want to live forever?
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• I will node no more forever
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once

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