Findings:

• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• The Day the World was about to End
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• some say he was never here at all
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He Was a Crook
• More than he was willing to give
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• He Was Only Joking
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• It was always about words
• Something was about to happen.
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• All he left her was alone
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• I was wrong about the color changing; your eyes are brown
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• At least he was gentle
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I married him because he was not mean
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• That's Just How He Was
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• he was a punk poet himself
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• making certain he was touching her
• He was found
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Back when grunge was still cool
• God was created in man's image
• 'T was
• It was you, Atthis
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• I was searching glass
• It was all God's fault
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• Kilroy was here
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• Descartes was wrong
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
• The day I realized what being alive was
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• So why talk about politics now
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• Vancouver, Washington
• Music was better in the old days
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• No shit, there I was
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Man was created in God's image
• When I was your age
• That was a joke, son.
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• There was once a Man
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• The world was designed for giant squid
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• It was not a dream
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• I was looking for you
• I was going to marry Marty
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
• There was a young lady of Riga
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• Cybersex before it was cool
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
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• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• The Walrus was Paul
• was
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• the seven hills of Rome
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• Was (Not Was)
• Trompe
• It was a dark and stormy night
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"

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