Findings:
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- People who don't smoke will never die
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- people who don't exist
- People who don't read
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Capitalize, please
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- People don't listen to my answering machine message
- Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- Guns don't protect people; people protect people
- Type A blood
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- The rules of pool are not selective
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Know your pets
- Feeding people who struggle to eat
- Rednecks hating Canada
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- people got a lot of ideas about who i am
- subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- What, we don't shoot them now?
- Questions for those who don't like capitalism
- Don't Vote!
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- play dumb
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
- Who are the people in your neighborhood?
- Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
- Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
- Two people who are not touching
- Why people who jog live longer
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
- People who love FTP
- Who wants a down vote
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- Don't draw your gun if you don't intend to shoot
- Don't encourage people to read
- Indigenous people don't exist
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- I don't believe in people
- Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
- don't shoot the hand of god
- Flaunting your sexuality
- don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
- People I would've voted for
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- Are all male catlovers gay?
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
- People who use Windows
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- Good News for People Who Love Bad News
- Famous people who can run a marathon
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- Y2K from people who worked that night
- people who wear camo
- The People Who Bring You Magic
- People who died laughing
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- The other people who hate war
- People who are not anarchists
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
- 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
- People who carp about their jobs
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- The People Who Used to Live There
- people who need people are just people who need people
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- Find someone who dreams about people like you
- Why do people vote against their interests?
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
- Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
- They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
- The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
- If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- Things people don't want to hear
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- I Don't Vote
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- Sometimes I don't want to understand people
- Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
- Why don't I have votes today?
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- People don't flail when they die
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
- telling people what they don't need to know
- Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- Dead links in writeups
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- Those people who laugh too loudly
- cat haters
- If you could see what your cars are made of, people, you'd shoot yourselves.
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Taking things at surface value
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- The bored who complain
- don't shoot the messenger
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- Using a command line
- Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
- The game where you get to shoot people on TV
- The People who Fell into the Sky
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
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