Findings:
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- This node should be filled with renga!
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- You Should Be Sober
- The Lines That Used To Be
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- you are likely to be eaten by a grue
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- Women who are bred to be ornaments
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- Or at least it used to be
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
- Should I be happy?
- My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- Names that should never be given to important files
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- Farmers' Market
- Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
- The BMT That Used To Be
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- I used to be that girl.
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- This node should be filled with bees!
- why you should never be a referee
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- I used to be bulimic
- titles should be approached laterally
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
- History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
- This node should be filled with tanka!
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
- It's not obvious why this should be obvious
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- I want to be abducted by aliens
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- I should be able to remember your face
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- Laundry should be free
- Nostalgia ain't what it used to be
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- The IRT That Used To Be
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- Candles should be burned, not dusted
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- You used to be a substantial woman
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- How Should A Person Be?
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Romantic as in 19th century German aesthetics, not what mommy says daddy used to be.
- This node should be filled with sonnets!
- Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
- This node should be filled with waka!
- This node should be filled with haiku!
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- I should be allowed to make myself miserable
- Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
- Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
- The proper temperature can be reached through the use of heaters
- To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- Children should be seen and not heard
- we used to be punk
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- Automobile tire pressure
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- stupidity should be painful
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- I should be running in the sunshine
- Should I be sorry?
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- Food should not be luminous
- I used to be a constitutional literalist.
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Should high school be mandatory?
- not as funny as it used to be
- Things every child should be taught
- What is and what should never be
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- The increase of entropy ain't what it used to be
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- Funerals should be a celebration
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- I used to be racist
- On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
- Chalant should be a word!
- No threat should be taken lightly
- AI should be our top priority.
- The IND That Used To Be
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- The MTA That Used To Be
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- It should not be this complicated
- Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- Things never were what they used to be
- There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- I used to be a carpenter
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- Why should we be moral?
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
- Should copyright laws be revised?
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- I met her today, the girl I used to be
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- We used to be more in sync
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
- The back of the cereal box isn't what it used to be
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
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