Findings:
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- A bummer of a job, after school
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Looks like 1984 was only n years off
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
- I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- Tinker v. Des Moines School District
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- Where the water for the flood could have come from
- Minersville School District v. Gobitis
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- "Why is my mom three thousand miles away?": Life After The E2 End of Summer Denial of School Northwest Gathering
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- So runs my dream; but what am I?
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
- Is There Life After High School?
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
- it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
- What school debating society taught me about politics
- About gradual producing of the thoughts when talking
- Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- What I learned about myself this year, 1999
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- African-American schools after Brown: what changed?
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
- and I feel so proud when the Reckoning arrives
- Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
- Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- Marple Newtown School District
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- What to do after leaving school
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
- The summer after high school
- because I am only half of what you need
- I am a freakin' dynamo when it comes to adding single-digit numbers
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- Humans exist only because opposites exist
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
- Bellmore-Merrick Central High School District
- Santa Fe Independent School District v. DOE
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- school district
- Fields v. Palmdale School District
- when your pet starts to feel like a person
- Owasso Independent School District v Falvo
- Owasso Independent School District v. Falvo
- Williamsville Central School District
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- after school detention
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
- I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- How to kick ass at a job interview
- Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- Aliens look like aliens because they're human
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- High school can kill you
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
- Famous quotes about school
- leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
- Sachem Central School District
- standing on my lawn, with the scissors in your hands, and you could come in where you'd like, to my paper house
- trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
- Los Angeles Unified School District
- Wilson Elementary School District No. 7 of Maricopa County v. Superior Court In and For County of Maricopa
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
- When am I an adult?
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