Findings:

• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• The Man Who Was (user)
• So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• More than he was willing to give
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• Dating someone who cheats on you
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• If God was willing to let it be
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• Complimenting the appearance of someone who is overweight
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• find someone who dreams of you
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• What was stolen by someone else
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• Helping people cheat
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• Save your apologies for someone who cares
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• A Woman Who Never Was
• Helping a loved one with depression
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• Find someone who...
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• able
• -able
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• I should be able to remember your face
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• Seth Able
• Disabled, but able to rock!
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I am able.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• able ayo (user)
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Able (user)
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• Such tattered wings. Still able to fly
• Able and Baker Part Ways
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• someone
• Making someone feel loved
• Loving someone else's wife
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Someone please kill me
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Someone left the cake out in the rain
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• Good reasons to miss someone
• good reasons to hate someone
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• You are no longer someone's first, continued
• Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
• Why pay someone to advertise for them?
• How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Falling in love with someone's musical taste
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• Recognizing a porn star as someone you know
• Sleeping with someone
• You can't make someone love you
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
• Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• I want someone to do cute things for
• Lying next to someone at night
• What makes someone a "bad person"?
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• For Someone
• Someone to Watch over Me
• make someone pay
• Someone passes
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Someone else's toilet
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• someone (user)
• Meet someone
• I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• Speaking with Someone Else's Voice
• Forgiving someone
• Somewhere someone is tired of taking her shit
• New Business: Employing Someone
• New Business: Firing Someone
• Before You Hear It From Someone Else
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• How to hypnotize someone
• Someone's gotta do the happy
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• so many people want the things that they're not willing to give
• Explaining your order to someone with different tastes
• Never wanted to injure someone that much
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• Shooting someone with a particle accelerator
• when someone you disliked dies
• Tearing down someone else's sweat lodge
• Someone's sprayed graffiti on that hideously ugly piece of public art!
• Sometimes, it's okay to pray for someone to die
• How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• How to interview someone
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• My eyes change color when I kiss someone
• Someone to Pull the Trigger
• the proper way to greet someone in Korea
• How to insult someone using calculus
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• It's someone's pet. Take the time.
• How to scare the shit out of someone
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• How to tackle someone
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• A very mean bar trick
• Someone O. Rother (user)
• Battle of Someone
• How to pack someone out of your life
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• How to tell if someone loves you
• How to speak to someone in a noisy room
• Someone Saved My Life Tonight
• Someone is insane in the state of Denmark
• Stop praying for someone to save you and save yourself

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