Findings:
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- Something was about to happen.
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
- what happened wasn't necessarily an accident
- If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- All you ever did was let it happen
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- can you get enough of me?
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
- Once was enough
- The World Was Wide Enough
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
- It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Something Happens
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- Astro City #5
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- even the human lived long enough to worship the seasons
- A boating accident waiting to happen
- If you told me this never happened
- High school can kill you
- it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
- an accident waiting to happen
- sleep doesn't take me far enough.
- Accidents Never Happen
- we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- Accidents will happen
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
- A few, but enough.
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- An accident impatient to happen
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
- If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- like you're blind but still can see
- Tell Me What Happened Billy
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- I was shaking, but not from the cold
- Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
- I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- You can see right through me
- strange and too short but I was lonely
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- True love has waited long enough
- No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- If you play a note high enough, it becomes a beam of light
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- I didn't want to know where I was conceived
- /but what was the question?
- What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
- Something Happened: The Pacific NorthWest E2 Gathering
- It happened a long time ago
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
- Something glorious is about to happen. A reckoning.
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- high school yearbook
- Haunted by the specters of something that hasn't happened
- What do you want to see happen?
- i thought i was special, but it was you
- It's cold today, but not cold enough for an ice storm
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- Programming for a drug dealer
- A Lot Can Happen
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- No evil can happen
- You can stand tall enough to cast a shadow, and you know this
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- I can prove that Jesus was both human and divine
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
- Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- the key is thinking slow enough that you can put every thought to words
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- She didn't know what outside was anymore.
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
- Enough with the high heels already
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- At a high enough voltage everything conducts
- That too long hour never dim enough until sleep
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
- I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
- a hundred years is not enough
- What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
- Opportunity bucks, and my hands are strong enough to hold fast.
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
- Something Happened
- I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
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