Findings:

• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• Things one should do while naked
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Doing something illegal to avoid being caught in an illegal activity
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• Surviving to avoid being alive
• On Being the one who goes away
• One should not marry such a maiden
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• Why I Hate Being Alive
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• Why I hate when my father tinkers with the computer, and why you should too
• the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
• On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Everyone should experience being a minority occasionally
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• One should expect as much from a machine
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Why I Hate Hockey: Part One
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Why I hate being single
• Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• The Wild Colonials
• Avoid fancy words
• Avoid the Noid
• how to avoid paying for washing machines
• Eating icicles to avoid dehydration
• good reasons to avoid decapitation
• How to avoid photo radar tickets
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• the second night in a row I've avoided taking off this tacky blue nail polish
• Avoid contact with the eyes.
• How to avoid tomorrow
• E2 clueless (newbie) mistakes to avoid
• I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
• How to avoid jury duty
• Avoid missing ball for high score
• Avoid product placement in writeups
• Avoid generalization
• A depressed Lincoln avoids talk of his broken engagement, January 20, 1841
• My psychologist, or rants to avoid self-improvement
• Discrimination: why avoid the subject?
• Ways people avoid confronting political reality
• How to avoid dying of thirst in a desert
• Failing to Avoid the Paper Cuts
• things I do to avoid pissing off my wife
• Avoiding diarrhea in Mexico
• Pretending to be sick in order to avoid your duties
• How the Waldensian Heretics avoided detection
• The girls avoid band inflicted neck hickeys
• How to avoid holodeck addiction
• Books to read in the bath: Avoid waterdamage at all costs
• Reverend Wolff, in pursuit of others already lost, avoids the bug pit
• Changing the value of 5 in FORTRAN
• Practical reasons to avoid black cats
• Why security experts avoid implementing
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• Ejaculation and prostate cancer
• Avoid getting screwed by contractors
• I try to avoid making things more dead
• How to avoid eviction
• She crashed her car trying to avoid a butterfly
• We meet ourselves time and again in a thousand disguises on the path we took to avoid our destiny
• Avoid Working With Stanley Kubrick
• Which version of DOS should I run on my vintage PC?
• Are You Being Served?
• being close to another person
• Just being quiet and close
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being
• in love with being in love
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• The difference between being "naked" and being "nekkid"
• The entire point of being an adult
• Being and Nothingness
• The Importance of Being Earnest
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Being and Time
• The day I realized what being alive was
• you being in love
• World of Being
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Evolutionary pressure against being evil
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• Being a Green Mother
• Human beings will believe anything
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• Creativity, the essence of being human
• Being alone
• Being There
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• Human being emulator
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
• what does being a sociological researcher entail?
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The joy of Being a Technician
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• stop being so English
• The dangers of being open minded
• The Advantages of Being a Woman Artist
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• being a kid was great
• Being short
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• The curse of being named Tim
• being complimentary
• What's wrong with being independent
• Jewel not being mean for a minute
• Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Reasons for Not Being at Work
• The Importance of Being Educated
• Accidental death odds
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Being an artist warps the mind
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
• The honor of being a rat
• Being put on hold
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
• "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
• The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• Why are chimneys being demolished?
• Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
• The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
• I Enjoy Being a Girl
• famous for being famous
• Florida being promoted for its hockey
• she being Brand
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
• On being the Older Woman
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• Being the outsider at a party
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• On the topic of being alone
• Great Chain of Being
• Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
• Being with an older woman
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• The Story That Is Still Being Written
• On being the first person to finish a test
• The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
• Being the Younger Man
• Forgive me for being afraid of the world
• Eduardo Kac's GFP Bunny, a work of transgenic art, or, It's not easy being green
• On being a staunch monarchist
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• The benefits of being single
• being doored
• Being involved in some way with Pauly Shore

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