Findings:
- When I was young Time had no wings
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- There was a land where lived no violets
- No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- where was your heart when we needed it most?
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- November 4, 1995
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- You had to pretend success was fucked
- When I Was a Boy
- When again between cities was comfortable and right
- Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- Hayane hayaoki wa sanmon no toku
- Upon the hills where day was done
- The day I realized what being alive was
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- Back when our blood was still warm
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- When I was ten years old
- I was once young and had a home
- When I Was a Babe
- When I was Fair and Young
- When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
- I didn't want to know where I was conceived
- It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
- No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
- Where Once Life Was
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- The House on the Island Where She Was Born
- Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
- When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
- No shit, there I was
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- When I was 9
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- Shiawase wa Tsumi no Nioi
- Some time when I was a teenager
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- And When The Sky Was Opened
- There was no one waiting for me...
- When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- Back when grunge was still cool
- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- When I was young
- Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
- When touch was simple
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- When I Was Born for the 7th Time
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- When daddy was the handsome prince
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- When I Was Cruel
- When I Was a Lad
- Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- the demon was an idea
- When I Was A Baby
- There are words. When new ideas confront us, we create new words. We forget that there are no words.
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- Finding air where matter once was
- When Desire Was a Virtue
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
- Wharfinger was no Shakespeare
- I was relieved to find my services no longer required
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- I remember when all this was trees
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- tonari no shibafu wa aoi
- The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
- What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
- This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
- Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
- Unfortunately, there was no applause
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- Stuff was started stuff had ends
- When I Was One-and-Twenty
- When I was your age
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- There was a time when I was a better person
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
- When I was five
- This was when I knew my childhood was over
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- Where's the kaboom?
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
- Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- When she was bad
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- man when you are telling me how it was
- Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen
- Where I Was
- Oh, when I was in love with you
- I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- why the Cold War was a stupid idea
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
- There Was No Leak
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