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- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- How to reduce the number of smokers
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How to redeem one's faith in humanity
- how to square a number in your head
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- How we could still have a President Trump
- The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 3
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
- An easy way to determine your own moral character
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
- How Solemn as One by One
- the easy way
- How I invented the best way to trim toenails
- How to scream when no one is looking
- you have become one with The Anonymous
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- Words that only have one context
- Easy way to remember which fork to use
- Dummy a combination lock to make it easy to remember the combo
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- have an easy fast
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- How long have you known?
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- moment after moment, we have to find our own way
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- How long have you been in love with her?
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- An easy way to get out of going to church
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- How to Drive: Four Way Stops
- Our Babies, Ourselves: How Biology and Culture Shape the Way We Parent
- Preparing a Middle-Eastern meal at home
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- How to clap with one hand
- How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
- How to turn any number into a 9
- How to paste one person's face over another
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 4
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 0
- how Wiener found his way home
- you can't have it both ways
- I have one whole anus
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- How the mighty have fallen
- Sex in a small car
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How can an atheist have morals?
- You, standing
- She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Have One On Me
- This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How could you ever have enough?
- how many lines of code have you written?
- 8 hours of Driver's Improvement, the easy way
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Breaking a bank machine in 2 easy steps
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- Easy way to stop smoking
- Teaching kids greater and less than
- The Easy Way Out (document)
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- How one man could control the Senate
- How many pictures is one word worth?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- How Evil Ways came to the innocent teachers of the Bay Area, ca. 1969
- Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
- How to find the nth term of a number sequence
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- how to square numbers near fifty
- B.S. your way through Spanish
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 7
- How to crack an egg with one hand
- How to beat someone at "pick a number"
- How to recover a Sun Netra X1 with a Corrupted Disk Label - Bad Magic Number error
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- How to build an emergency bat
- How to multiply two digit numbers by 11 in your head
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- Four easy ways to improve your punching
- How to cut a deck of cards with one hand
- how to determine whether a number is divisible by n
- Reason and Rhetoric in Milton's The Tenure of Kings and The Ready and Easy Way
- How to lie your way across the Canadian border
- How to solve any number sequence puzzle
- Connecting a Gaming Console to AOL Cable
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- Sex with a chicken
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- How we have grown apart
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- You have to watch out for the quiet ones
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- How to "Have People"
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- The way things have always been done
- How to have an epileptic fit
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- She Will Have Her Way
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
- How to have an out of body experience
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Achieving Light Speed - The Easy Way
- It furthers one to have somewhere to go
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- How to have lesbian sex
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- How (Not) To Write Erotica - 10 Easy Tips to Become the World's Best Amateur Porn Writer
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- I could have been one of a two
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- how not to kill yourself in ten easy steps
- An easy way of creating double entendres in Spanish
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- Digital Homicide - How to Destroy Your Company in Three Easy Steps!
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- the way is easy for those without desire
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