Findings:

• Names have been changed
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• "true" story about Poincaré's baker
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Advice I have been given about girls
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
• I have more stories about trains for you
• "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Tell me a story about drains
• The Story About Ping
• Could have beens, should have beens
• you would have been
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Tell me a story about mains
• This is a story about
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
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• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• tell me a story about lesbians
• A story about a person I do not know
• A Very Sad Story About a Frog and a Banjo
• The Story About Success
• Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• What have you been smoking?
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• AES may have been broken
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Tell me a story about brains
• Tell me a story about trains
• You, standing
• A funny story about my Egyptian Grandmother
• I want to hear about thunderstorms and white lightning
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• Twenty three thoughts about twenty three names
• Tell me a story about plains
• Interview With A Former Soccer Star
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• The way things have always been done
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Tell me a story about elephants
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• stories about strangers
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• A Story about Glittering Furniture
• Humane Society - Stories about Tragedy and Golf (introduction) (document)
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• a story about archery
• the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• Three stories about pets
• Well-written node - pity about its name
• A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• A small story about Mia
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• Tell me a story about rains
• This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
• A story about Mia and the sea
• A Story About Mia and Space
• I want to hear about his day in person
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Two virgins about to have sex
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Could I Have Been?
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• A Story About Magic
• I know I have been dreaming
• What Might Have Been
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• The path we have been walking
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• I have always been burning
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• It could have been me
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia
• And All That Could Have Been
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• A short story about a tremendous difference of opinion
• Things techies should know about brand names
• A story about watertowers
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• A Story about Berlin
• Stories about Snakes
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• a story about the electrostatic force
• Two stories about a wedding band
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• Two stories about Mia
• A Story about a Phone Call
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Tell me a story about cranes
• A story about Mia
• Eight stories about silk
• Stories about Mia (category)
• I have a bad feeling about this
• A story about Mia and church
• Another story about Mia
• things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• A story about Mia and stars
• Story about a man
• A short story about a relative
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• A Story about Mia's Shadow
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• I may or may not have been naked
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others

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