Findings:
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- When you go on a quest for revenge, make sure to dig two graves
- 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
- I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
- People want what they cannot have
- tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
- what we talk about when we talk about Punk
- Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
- I cannot find the right words to tell her this
- he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
- When you think about smoking
- Worry not about the cars that go by
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
- What I talk about when I talk about running
- Tell me a story about plains
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- I cannot exactly deny what you are saying, however i am not prepared to make it part of my belief system at this time
- When is it OK to node about noding?
- Tell me a story about trains
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- Let go and forget about it
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- tell me a story about sandcastles
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
- Money is actually Magic Points
- we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
- only when you cannot hear
- Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- go home
- Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- Thinking about seitan makes miso horny
- Tell me a story about elephants
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
- Tell me a story about being really undead
- Tell me about my contradictions
- Tell me a story about drains
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- Tell me a story about cranes
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- Tell me a story about rains
- For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
- Tell me a story about bunnies
- Don't tell me about her
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
- what's the point of having other peoples' thoughts about something?
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
- i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
- What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
- Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
- Don't Go Out the Door
- Crying when you go to the bathroom
- hold my hand when i cannot see
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- Tell me about your secret places
- I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- let me tell you about this friend of mine
- Things nobody tells you about the south pole
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- O tell me the truth about love
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- tell me a story about lesbians
- let me tell you something about ghosts
- Tell me a story about clouds
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- Tell me a story about brains
- Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
- Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- maybe it's the writing about something that makes it great
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- maybe it's the writing about it that makes it great
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- When to talk about religion
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- Tell me a story about mains
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Tell me a story about monetary policy
- The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
- thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
- When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- One point five words about love
- When I heard about the funeral I said "Why?"
- I want to hear about his day in person
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