Findings:
- Charles Bridgeman
- How the Alphabet Began
- How My Stories Began
- How America was mapped
- How Techno Music began
- How it all began
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- How to create tear gas in your very own home
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- How do we find the very best clock?
- Alexander the Great and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good Very Bad Day
- I was told you were very pretty
- How the West Was Lost
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- O Chatterton! how very sad thy fate
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- How the Earth was destroyed
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- How the West Was Won
- How Kissing Was Discovered
- She was very beautiful. Y'know?
- Dr. Curry and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
- It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- How was the Bible canonized?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- How to be a terrible customer
- Running a BBS
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
- How to Calculate the Length of Your Very Own Vocal Tract
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- man when you are telling me how it was
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- middle of summer how crazy it was
- That's Just How He Was
- I was very, very drunk
- Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
- How was Trump at Munich?
- When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
- Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- Sex with the Stewards of Gondor was always very lame
- My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- How was your trip to London, Dan?
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- how very close
- when your snoring began
- The Civil War Began In My Front Yard And Ended In My Parlor
- Since records began
- But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
- Softly, at first, as if it hardly meant it, the snow began to fall
- Tomorrow, When the War Began
- And as he sang the world began to fall apart
- on a mildly warm day, snowflakes began to fall
- to see every object when it began
- in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How much for the little girl?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How to make brown
- how to make a mess
- how
- Teach your grandmother how to suck eggs
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- How to beat the national debt
- How to link to individual user searches
- How to use an apostrophe
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- How to Find and Fascinate a Mistress
- Blood stains (how to remove)
- How big is Everything?
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- And How Shall I Compete?
- You Forget Sometimes There Was Sunshine Back Then
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How to Host a Murder
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- How to Cook Everything
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- how to leave the planet
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- shortcrust pastry
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How to spot a powerful mage
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- Blood stains (How to create)
- How can people listen to that crap?
- How NOT to write software
- How do men touch you?
- how to dry roses
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- how to choose a good durian
- How to Fight Loneliness
- How to flirt
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- How to get in touch with your feminine side
- it's not what you node, but how you node
- How to say "I love you"
- male masturbation
- Female masturbation
- How many men/women masturbate?
- How to wear a great kilt
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How to roll a phat blunt
- How to make whine
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How to miss Higher School Certificate
- How fifth graders feel
- How to make love to a virgin
- How to re-integrate the poor and wealthy classes to ensure blending marriages
- How amelinda retroactively changed early Judaic lore
- How to smuggle a snake onto an airplane
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How to torture a telemarketer
- Get rich trading on the stock market
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- How to get rid of a cold
- Children's online privacy protection rule
- Learn how to punctuate.
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- How the FFT works
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
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