Findings:

• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• Santa Claus isn't real! Sorry!
• But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
• Hell isn't not knowing where to belong. Hell is not knowing how.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Android Hell is a real place
• Hell Isn't Good
• doing
• Keep doing nothing
• Doing illogical things to feel better about yourself
• Doing something with your life
• Avoiding work takes longer than doing work
• Learning by doing
• Doing handy
• Everyone else is doing it
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Doing Time
• Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
• What are you doing?
• We're all doing just fine
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• Doing the dishes
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• How am I doing?
• I kind of like doing the dishes
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• doing it for Natalie
• Hey! What's that worm hole doing in my back yard?
• A mall full of people doing the Macarena
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• The struggle is real
• Who are you, and what are you doing here?
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• Doing a nitrous balloon
• A quiet life doing one's own work
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• Sex with Darth Vader while thinking of the Pope
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
• Nothing Doing
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• doing a Paltrow
• I'm doing OK
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• What You're Doing
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• doing laundry in college
• Doing something illegal to avoid being caught in an illegal activity
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Who is doing what (superdoc)
• Doing drugs for fun and profit
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• Reasons for not doing drugs
• Doing a runner
• Every cigarette is doing you damage
• teen drinking
• Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?
• What are you doing later?
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• the quiet voices of women in the kitchen doing dishes
• We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
• this is what I am doing with the silence
• I was doing so well.
• Doing a Curtis
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• cost of doing business
• Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
• Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is doing time
• He probably thinks he is doing fine
• Stop pontificating, start doing
• Howard, this is really doing well!
• doing mathematics
• Doing nothing together
• Life is a ballet, and I can't stop doing the Mashed Potato
• What is Windows doing? (Unix scripting example)
• How to know if something is worth doing
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
• She knew what she was doing
• the only thing more popular than pouring out the contents of your veins is doing the same with your heart
• The most fun I've had doing anything
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• If it's not worth doing, it's not worth doing well
• Doing gender
• Anything worth doing is worth overdoing
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• Painting of a Snowman doing Laundry
• Haldir what are you doing here
• so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
• Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
• anything worth learning can combine with anything worth doing
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• what are you doing with your freedom?
• a life in hell (user)
• hell is now love (user)
• Life in Hell
• Hell
• Bastard Operator from Hell
• All hell breaks loose
• snowball's chance in hell
• The Long Hard Road Out of Hell
• hell freezes over
• Go To Hell
• Richard Hell
• Hell on Earth
• Just for the hell of it
• Hell's Angels: A Strange and Terrible Saga
• Where the Hell Is Bill?
• hell house
• Hell's Angels
• Run Like Hell
• Stay The Hell Off The Road
• circles of Hell
• Gates of Hell
• hell of toast points
• Hell Night
• Go to Hell - A voting system
• the Nine Hells
• Heaven and Hell
• Hell is other people
• From Hell
• as all hell
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• "WARNING! HELL is Waiting For YOU!"
• Internet startup
• ...the hell?
• Where the hell did that font come from?
• Year of Hell, Part 2
• Hell's Basement
• Get the hell out of Dodge
• Going to Hell in a handbasket
• Proverbs of Hell
• Hell Gate
• Then I'll see you in hell!
• I may not go to Heaven, I hope you go to Hell
• Bat Out of Hell
• Bat Out of Hell II
• Six stages of hell
• assault weapon
• How to cut and paste in Mac OS
• back and bat at as hell
• The Road to Hell
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• Online flirting will send you straight to hell
• F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: VI
• F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: VII
• F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: IX
• F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: Epilogue
• Snowball in Hell
• Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• Hell Comes to Frogtown

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