Findings:
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- Does this dress make me look fat?
- I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- The day Anubis hit on me
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- When the shit hits the Diffusion pump
- When You Reach Me
- Piero Manzoni
- when does it end (user)
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- When you want me and how you want me
- Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- The shirt that always gets me hit on
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- When You Said, "Remember Me"
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- When does a dream become public domain?
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- man when you are telling me how it was
- will you take me with you when you go?
- this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- Where does the song go when the needle is lifted?
- where does that leave me?
- Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
- When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
- Does this singularity make me look fat?
- What RU-486 means to me
- Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
- Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.
- Driving my Saturn through Jupiter on a day when the mercury hit 100 degrees
- Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
- Hit me up
- I want you to hit me as hard as you can
- What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
- To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
- When the shit hits the fan
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- Women want me when I'm taken
- My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- when strangers tell me to smile
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- When your presents give me hives
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- when you're ready to touch me again
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- When you met me, when I met you
- If not me, who? If not now, when?
- water does not expand when it freezes
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- That which does not kill me...
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- It does not sing for me
- Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- Size does matter
- Why the sun shines
- Daisy Fuentes does not come with that six-pack of Miller Lite
- Jane Doe
- Nobody Does It Better
- MTV sucks
- Does
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- The Doe and the Lion
- Microsoft does your mom
- Color does not exist
- Why does Karl Marx drink only herbal tea?
- Nature does some kick-ass 3D modeling
- male masturbation
- Female masturbation
- If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
- Why does your deaf brother need a cell phone?
- Mandibular block injection
- Does this ever go away?
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- Does "All Natural" mean "No Side Effects"?
- Why Does Smoking Suck?
- Biological does not mean genetic
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- How does an atheist swear a vow?
- What does your hometown smell like?
- Where does the money come from?
- Salary of the President of the United States
- Does X have the Buddha nature?
- What does God need with a starship?
- Does shaking your head hurt your brain?
- Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Why does ice float?
- To which side does your penis lean?
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
- How much uranium does Canada produce?
- Does the Universe have granularity?
- Why does a bull buck?
- If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does it stick to the pan?
- Does hate scare people?
- Does your parents' marriage affect yours?
- How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- The absence of something does not assume the presence of its opposite
- Does the Bible allow for additional Mormon Scriptures?
- Does anyone still care about freedom?
- Does toilet paper go bad?
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
- Wearing nice underpants does not necessarily mean it's a date
- A "Big Bang" does not resolve Olbers' paradox
- Mrs Doe Pee
- The "future" does not exist
- Does Santa exist?
- Mixing bleach and ammonia does not make a super cleaner
- Does Pot Kill Brain Cells?
- System Does Matter
- When you know things are just meant to be
- A metaphor for sex
- Does a story need a conflict?
- Does not play well with others
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- Pretty is as pretty does
- The reasons Melinda's mother does not travel
- Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
- The revolution does not put dreams on trial. Nor does it save us from nightmares.
- she does not know how much I need this
- Wherefore does not mean where
- Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
- What a computer does well
- Does a computer have a Buddha nature?
- Does cruise control work in reverse?
- John Doe No. 2
- Difference in mass does affect acceleration
- How does a supermodel eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- EGBDF
- I am a woman who does not like assholes
- Does Lou Reed still crossdress?
- infinity does a handstand
- Television does more than rot your brain
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