Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "When you don't want people making fun of you because your mom got you the job."

• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• People don't flail when they die
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Things people don't want to hear
• I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I don't want to be successful
• I don't want children
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• you don't want to know
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• I don't want to see her
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I don't want to die
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
• People who don't read
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• I don't want to go home
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Stoned music memories
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• They Don't Want Me
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• I don't want to be alone
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• My technophobe mom uses Linux; why don't you?
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't want a calculator
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• people who don't exist
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
• Things I don't want to see on my Facebook Wall
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• You don't know what you've got till it's gone
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Because I do not want to forget
• We don't want this place. This is not us.
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• People who don't smoke will never die
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• I don't believe in people
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Capitalize, please
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Why you don't want to piss her off
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Pink lemonade, Clementine, I don't want to leave this place without you
• Don't encourage people to read
• Indigenous people don't exist
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Don't give up your day job
• We don't want YOUR kind here!
• I don't want a label

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