Findings:
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- My Dog Thinks I'm Unpatriotic
- I'm All You Can Think About
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- I'm a verb; I do things.
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- They think I'm a god
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- I'm an English major, you do the math
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm stopping trying to impress people
- I know more when I'm alone
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- I'm always breathless when you call
- Women want me when I'm taken
- i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
- I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
- you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- John, I'm Only Dancing
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
- I walk around when I'm high
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- My cats think I'm a God
- I'm Only Sleeping
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- I think I'm turning into a guy
- I'm not what you think
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- I think I'm getting distracted again
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- My mom thinks I'm a satanist
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- i'm sorry your toys hurt people
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- When I'm at my computer.
- Treatment of corporations
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- What Do You Care What Other People Think?
- there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
- You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- what desire will make foolish people do
- What to Do When Your Girl Melts
- Do blind people dream?
- I'm
- imm
- You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- What Do You Think's in the Burgers?
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- why the so-called normal people do crazy stuff
- Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
- Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
- IM
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- HOT DAMN 6! This time, karma debt ain't allowed to do shit
- When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
- It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
- do you think about me as much as i think about you?
- What do you see when you look up?
- when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
- HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
- Do not think that way, Subhuti.
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- What to do when your husband comes home
- What to do when your brakes fail
- Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
- It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Do you think it's me?
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
- So You Think You Are a "Christian," Do You?
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- And What Do You Think?
- What do you mean people around here speak Spanish
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- Im Elvis (user)
- Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
- Evil people do not further the perseverance of the superior man.
- What shall we do when we leave the army?
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- Do Make Say Think
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- Stuff White People Do
- Do chessmasters think more moves ahead?
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- who do you think you are?
- Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- Why do people vote against their interests?
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- Mostly I hear you in my voice, as people do in dreams
- Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
- What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
- What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
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