Findings:

• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• There is no such thing as a love story
• There's no such thing as a free beer
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• There is no such thing as writer's block for writers whose standards are low enough.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• There is no goddamn thing such as a succinct sonnet
• There is no such thing as emotional healing
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• There's no such thing as normal
• There is no such thing as a wrong recipe
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• There is no such thing as a free lunch
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• There is no such thing as color
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• There will be no more stories to read
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
• There is No Such Thing As an Opinion: A Letter
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• There is no such thing as society
• Out here on the perimeter, there are no stars
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I'm no Whitman...
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• You can't get there from here
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• There is a soundtrack, you know, but it's not for sale
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Here's the thing about trying to blow up the Earth
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• qanat get there from here
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• I'm such a philistine
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• his is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)
• I know the story of your walk ... and the colors you choose to paint your day
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• The city knows I'm leaving
• I'm No Fool
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I see no X here
• You Know What I'm Sayin'
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• No One Knows Who I Am
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• No one knows my plan
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• Let no one grieve here
• Here's the Story
• there isn't another side. it's all right here.
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• here's to waking up stronger
• Somewhere at the intersection of Here and There
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm No Angel
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm Not There
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• I'm Still Here
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• I'm fine no really
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• lying here with no one near
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I know what holds up traffic - in 5 words!
• Is there a problem, (insert title here)?
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• I'm glad you're here.
• No meagre passion here
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• This is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Don't crash here - Crash over there
• No one belongs here more than you.
• How did I end up here?
• Lil Kid up in here (user)
• hate has no home here
• i'm here. are you here?
• I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• I know more when I'm alone
• Here's To Shutting Up
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Keen, Fitful Gusts are Whisp'ring Here and There
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm a stranger here myself
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Im No Writer (user)
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• Neither here nor there
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I'm no good at enigmas
• I'm no Socrates
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Now and Then, Here and There

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