Findings:
- They didn't have the heart
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- I walked barefoot through hell, thanks for asking
- Heart, have no pity
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
- Thanks from our Hearts
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
- if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
- Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
- My mission is noble, my heart is pure. I have nothing to fear.
- Let Your Heart Answer Yes
- tell me what you have in your heart
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- You have a heart of ultimate and universal fear
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Yes, I have a thousand tongues
- Asking
- asking for the earth
- I Keep Asking
- Asking good questions
- How it is that we stop asking questions
- Song for the Asking (user)
- She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
- Stop asking for peace and do something
- Asking questions I already know the answers to (and the consequences of same)
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Asking random people for wisdom
- The trick is asking yourself "Why not?", and not listening to the answer
- asking for it
- Asking "How are you?" without waiting to hear the answer
- Asking Somebody Out With German Modal Particles
- my garden for the asking
- Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
- you could be asking questions
- If you're looking for a certain answer then you're defeating the purpose of asking the question
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- have
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Have you tried rebooting?
- She's Gotta Have It
- Justice and piety have vanished
- Have you found Jesus?
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
- I have no faith in your God
- What have you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- I have a dream
- I have no hair
- institutions have lives of their own
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- You can't have everything
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- When I have female children
- I have no complaint
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- What have you been smoking?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- I have seen the elephant
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Let them have Festivas
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- It's better to have loved and lost
- How the mighty have fallen
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- Have you stopped beating your wife?
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- I must have three heads
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- it's good to have a moose
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- I have no browser and I must node!
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Here We Have Idaho
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Have I Got News for You
- Haves and Have-Nots
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- You have 1 writeups until level 3
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- Sex with a chicken
- I have this delusion
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Lord, have mercy
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Questions I have had today
- Animals people have sex with
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I have lots of gay friends
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
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